Being a bloke is great because......

• Your arse is never a factor in a job interview.
• Your orgasms are real. Always.
• Your last name stays put.
• The garage is all yours.
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
• You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
• Car mechanics tell you the truth.
• You don't give a monkeys if someone does'nt notice your new haircut.
• Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
• Wrinkles add character.
• A few well placed one night stands gain credibility, not leave you tarnished.
• You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
• People never glance at your chest when your talking to them.
• The occasional well rendered belch is practically expected.
• Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with, "So, notice anything different."
• You can throw a ball more than 5 feet.
• One mood, ALL the damn time.
• You can open all your own jars.
• You can go to a public toilet without a support group.
• You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
• You get extra credit for even the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
• You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
• You don't have to clean your house if the meter reader is coming.
• You can sit in silence watching a football game with your mates for hours without ever thinking, " He must be mad at me."
• You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a small gift.
• If another guy shows up at the party wearing the same outfit, you might just become lifelong friends.
• The same hairstyle lasts for years , maybe decades.
• You don't have to shave below your neck.
• One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.
• You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
• You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
• Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on Dec 24th, in 45 minutes.
• The world is your urinal.

Alright girls?