Oh Dear

I was down at the local church hall tonight casting my vote for the general election.

As I was walking down from the carpark, a little old lady pranged her silver Peugot into the wall at the exit. She caved her driver side headlight in. I went to see if she was alright, but before I got there she drove off.

I mentioned this to the woman doing the exit poll at the door to the church hall.

"Oh dear," she said. " She was just telling me that she had an accident last week, and this was her first trip out after getting the car back from the garage."

Oh dear!