And so, back to work.

I've had a good run. Four weeks ago I had an hernia operation and the docs gave me a sick note which ended yesterday. It's been pleasant being off work that length of time apart from three things. 1-The weather's been naff. 2- I've got on the wifes nerves and she mine. 3- Isn't daytime telly a load of s****?
Question- Does anybody win anything on internet competions or am I just wasting my time?