Cleaning Day

My wife declared today a cleaning day. I mean she's always always dusting and vaccing, but today was the sort of clean that disrupts the whole household.
Fortunatley I managed to escape the morning session by going to the supermarket, postponed from yesterday aft due to spending too long a time in Dewsbury.(Yes, I got to watch qualifying.)
I didn't escape the afternoon session though.
"Don't walk on that floor I've just mopped it."
"Don't use the toilet I've put bleach down."
"Don't you dare mess that up now it's tidy."
On and on, I'm well nagged today. Never mind there's always the grand prix to watch on video tonight. Don't tell me the result.
Joke-(From my 7 yr old) What do you do when you see a spaceman?
A--- Park in it man.