Nosy neighbour

Have you got a nosy neighbour? I have.

He lives opposite me on our street and all he does is stare out of his window across at our house.

I got a parcel delivered this morning, and he was there, watching. I went out to the car, to set of for town and he was there watching. He was there when I got back. I went out to water my famous tomatoes, and he wasn't there but his wife was,watching.

It's creepy, but I'll get my own back.

He went out to his car to go to the supermarket and when he came back, I was there, WATCHING!