Roasted at Emley
The Emley show was our venue today.
Emley has two claims for fame. Firstly, a whopping great television mast that dominates the skyline, and secondly, the big country show that's been held here for donkeys years.
It was hot. It was sweaty. It was packed.
It was so hot that my little girls ice cream melted before she could lick it all. Messy.
It was so sweaty, it looked liked I'd put a wet T-shirt on. Disgusting.
It was so packed, there was a queue for the gents. Smelly.
But above all, we had a great day out, even if I did get some looks.
Emley has two claims for fame. Firstly, a whopping great television mast that dominates the skyline, and secondly, the big country show that's been held here for donkeys years.
It was hot. It was sweaty. It was packed.
It was so hot that my little girls ice cream melted before she could lick it all. Messy.
It was so sweaty, it looked liked I'd put a wet T-shirt on. Disgusting.
It was so packed, there was a queue for the gents. Smelly.
But above all, we had a great day out, even if I did get some looks.
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